Anonymous
What is the name of that boyfriend app??

it got taken off the app store a long time ago for being too inappropriate so it doesn’t really matter what it’s called because you can’t get it anymore

sorry :b

(ps I don’t use this blog anymore go follow my new one called hremails kthx)

3 months ago   0   Reblog

hey if you guys didnt already know

i made a new blog so go follow that instead of this one aight cool

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Anonymous
If moist lawyers are disbarred and moist clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that moist electricians can be delighted, moist musicians denoted, moist cowboys deranged, moist models deposed, moist tree surgeons debarked, and moist dry cleaners depressed?
6 months ago   0   Reblog

vomitalia:

oh who am I kidding I just want to draw THEM sobs

7 months ago   497   Reblog
  #usuk

lespyrenees:

i got off my ass and tried to draw today but this was the only shoddy thing that happened sobbs

7 months ago   2229   Reblog

so hey

i did the thing

if you want to go follow my new blog thatd be hella because this one is going to turn into a usuk/hetalia blog

ill be going through and following most of the people from this account on my new one in a few minutes 

thanks for the good times guys

7 months ago   1   Reblog

another year, another 10,000 shitty memes about leo not winning an oscar

7 months ago   0   Reblog

theworstmobster:

jim carrey is at the oscars and he’s making silly faces

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Sora: You’re safe, Riku!
Riku: Wha—uh—wait, haven’t we got this backwards?
And why are you having a tea party?
Sora: You’re safe, Riku!

7 months ago   1312   Reblog

mrdaveenglish:

orangelemonart:

kaiba-s-giant-dick:

Why is Homestuck missing?

Because, while Homestuck may be annoying to people not in the fandom, it talks about DIFFERENT THINGS. It updates frequently. All you ever hear about Doctor Who is him and Rose leaning against a wall. All you ever hear about Supernatural is that Dean and Cas are gay. All you ever hear about Sherlock is that he loved John so much he jumped off a building for him. And all you hear about Avengers is that Loki is precious.

Homestuck may be a lot of annoying things, but at least it is a LOT of annoying things instead of just the same one over and over.

god bless tumblr user orangelemonart

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  #hella

randomintheheart:

artist

7 months ago   663   Reblog

paranormal-blacktivity:

ATTENTION PEOPLE WITH ONLINE FRIENDS AND/OR IN LDR’S

There’s this kick ass site called Synaptop. And it’s perrrrfect for a person like you! Wanna know why???

  • It’s not something you download (NO DOWNLOAD DID U HEAR ME???)  this is all on your browser so it doesn’t take up a shit ton of space
  • You can stream music/use the music they’ve already provided there to listen to with your friend and or lover (ohhh la la)
  • Video calling is a thing here
  • You can leave video messages (how cute tho)
  • THEY HAVE AN APP WHERE YOU CAN DRAW TOGETHER SO U CAN LIKE DRAW LITTLE PENISES ON THE SCREEN AND LAUGH ABOUT IT AND STUFF
  • You can stream and or watch movies together with the FULL, FREE movies that they have, or you can upload your own.
  • Plus you can share photos and presentations and yadda yadda

The site is here. I have date night with my boyfriend in PA here all the time and it’s amazing. Check it outttttt.

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ghostmancain:

silver-jet:

Fencing, Scottish style

I laugh every time I see this.

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aussieravenclaw:

butterscotchwm:

nobody-suspects-a-thing:

This is one of the reasons The LEGO Movie hit wayyy closer to home than Frozen to me. Instead of a problem that only tackles some few, selected people, you can’t deny that at least at one point you have looked at yourself and felt worthless because everyone around you outshines you even in the things you’re good at.

That’s one of the reasons this movie made me legitimately cry in the theater, that, and due to the fact that the moral that accompanies this is much more empowering than just “letting it go”.

And let’s talk about that facial expression at the end like I didn’t know a lego could make me cry.

I feel like it was meant for college students

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